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Issue 267

6 October 2008

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The Bloggers

If the mainstream media has taught us anything it's that fact and opinion can be seamlessly rolled into one.

Bloggers uphold this fine tradition and below are some of the best football blogs you can find. If there's a blog you think should be on our list let us know at the usual email address.

Seconds Out… Round Two

Mohammed bin Hammam has been in London this week, and it looks as if he has been learning some new words. The chairman of the Asian Football Confederation has managed an almost complete volte face on the Premier League’s Game 39 plans, and his choi » READ MORE

What Everyone Knows About Newcastle

Oh! H-hello. I didn't see you there. I've been sitting here in the d-dark, thinking about selling N-newcastle. Would you like to b-buy Newcastle? Do you have three hundred million p-pounds? Man, I am so d-drunk right now. What h-happened to th » READ MORE

Wur no deed!

Aye aye, apologies for the lack of updates. A series of non-related issues have limited our time to update the site. We hope to be back in operation in the next few days. In the meantime, Inside Left has teamed up with The Offside to provide their Aberde » READ MORE

The Friday List of Little or No Consequence #82

Rainbow warriors9 Current Football Players With Names That Feature Colours1. Robert Green (West Ham United)2. Michael Gray (Wolverhapton Wanderers)3. David White (Brechin City)4. Adam Tan (Notts County)5. Wes Brown (Manchester United)6. Stephen Black (Mo » READ MORE

Premiership Weekend Roundup: October 4-5

Manchester City 2-3 LiverpoolOh, that was just gorgeous. Ok, not Liverpool going behind 2-0 by halftime, or Xabi Alonso practically having his ankle taken off by Zabaleta. (And seriously, what is it about him that encourages people into dangerous tackles » READ MORE

Rudi Völler!!!

Rudi Völler was having a coffee in the bar opposite work today. How cool is that. He sat at the table next to me while I drank a cup of tea and chatted to the barman. Apparently he's been in before as well. He was on his own, and perfectly amiable. How » READ MORE

personal vanity

I order all readers of this blog to become followers>>>>>follow my blog>>>>>>Christ had 12 followers and look how famous he got. So far I've got 1 follower. But I want more! » READ MORE

Rumours of Our Demise Have Been Exaggerated

Pitch Invasion still exists, despite the recent lack of updates. A myriad of events, including moving homes, being out of town and having no internet access at home has meant I’ve fallen way behind on updating and responding to email. I’ll st » READ MORE

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